Just liberally translated a Russian article from the net, trying to save the author's style. Unfortunately I don't know the author.
I suppose my destiny is a Bentley... but with all those important features stated below.
My comments are in brackets and in violet colour.
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"Relationship that have chance to be long-term, shouldn't be complicated. For how much time can a person fuck his and others' brains in non-stop mode? For half year, for a year, in most pathological cases for 2 years. And then he fucks everyone to the extent and the audience leaves the hall in mournful silence, while the hero sweats on the stage alone, under the heat of soffits.
This so-called "complicated relationship", all those "came-and-gone", all those constant elevated talks, I beg my pardon, are just because you've got too much free time. This is NOT the right relationship.
Seriously. It's like you go to the car showroom and you fap on Bentley though you're rich enough just to pay a first payment for a simplest car, base case. You'll be telling everyone that Bentley is the only thing that matches you, you'll be eating your friends' and relatives' brains, you'll spoil your life and you will be enjoying your suffering. But you'll never think that all you need is a simple car with a good AC, clean salon, and well-chosen tyres, which will deliver you from A to B.
Relationship should be as simple as 2 cents. It doesn't matter if he's a genius in physics or a milling-machine operator, it doesn't matter which education he has, how many languages he speaks, how many women he had and if he writes good verse - the only important thing is if you feel comfortable with him. If he puts you into depression, if you feel bad with him as well as without him, if he fucks your brain instead of fucking your body, if he loves all those phrases like "I'm not ready", "we have to wait", or "I have to think", or "it's so hard", send him to the devil...
Love is an indefinite condition, people often take lust, respect, habit etc. for love. You won't win anything out of "complicated" relationship, except headache. If you need it, this headache, if you can't live without it, find courage in yourself to admit that you don't need this very man - you just need the headache you get with him. And make sure you can get headache out of more productive relationship - just let the RIGHT man know that on Wednesdays and on Saturdays you're a sheer stinker, and let him prepare. [Hmm.. what if I'm not going to be a stinker?.. :) But anyway things should be discussed.]
Relationship should be simple. You're going to have kids with this man, run the house, make plans, pay visits, communicate with relatives and all in all lead a very simple and down-to-earth life. And if you think you'll escape this destiny you're bitterly mistaken. [Never thought I would escape it. :)]
How does it usually happen? At first, we need a tall-slim-handsome-intelligent-rich-perspective-sexual-romantic lad, and only later we understand - we all understand - that we need just a man to rely on. A man who will be by our side not only when there was an apt short circuit in his head, but always. Always - are you getting the picture? That's why trustworthiness is a really important quality. [Tall-slim-handsome... Too many qualities. I've always been a realist in such matters.]
He's going to help you in the HARDEST moments of life, when one step to the left or to the right means the end. That's why responsibility is also a very important quality.
You'll want to share joys and sorrows, ups and downs, dreams and anxieties, that's why empathy is VERY important.
You'll know him all through, you both will be taking the hints, and in the end, you'll be matching each other like gears made on super-mega-extramachine. You'll be quarreling and reconciling, because he is not you, he's another human, though he matches you so much... that's why you can't live without tolerance.
And you'll be constantly giving each other a part of yourself, biting off your bachelor habits piece by piece - so-called compromise, that's why flexibility is so meaningful.
And you'll be taking significant decisions, together and alone, decisions which may change all your life, that's why you can't make it without trust.
Just think: when you were 20, you didn't ponder over all this, right? You wanted him to boldly drive up to you in a supercar, give you flowers and so amazingly kiss you right on your lips. And you'd admire his damn wonderful eyes and you both would look like in a picture. [At any age my dreams were simpler than this. :)]
So, those things are not important at all. No matter, if he's handsome or not, tall or short, slim or stout, talkative or stuttering. All you need from him is knowing, that with this person you're ready to go through thick and thin, and when he's near, you feel so good. And that without him you feel much worse than with him.
And believe me, when you'll look back after 20 years or so, when you'll still be touched measuring his temperature, though he only sneezed once, and when you'll stop talking about "where are we going", because you've already come where you were heading - this is LOVE. Love can't be counted beforehand. Ever."
I suppose my destiny is a Bentley... but with all those important features stated below.
My comments are in brackets and in violet colour.
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"Relationship that have chance to be long-term, shouldn't be complicated. For how much time can a person fuck his and others' brains in non-stop mode? For half year, for a year, in most pathological cases for 2 years. And then he fucks everyone to the extent and the audience leaves the hall in mournful silence, while the hero sweats on the stage alone, under the heat of soffits.
This so-called "complicated relationship", all those "came-and-gone", all those constant elevated talks, I beg my pardon, are just because you've got too much free time. This is NOT the right relationship.
Seriously. It's like you go to the car showroom and you fap on Bentley though you're rich enough just to pay a first payment for a simplest car, base case. You'll be telling everyone that Bentley is the only thing that matches you, you'll be eating your friends' and relatives' brains, you'll spoil your life and you will be enjoying your suffering. But you'll never think that all you need is a simple car with a good AC, clean salon, and well-chosen tyres, which will deliver you from A to B.
Relationship should be as simple as 2 cents. It doesn't matter if he's a genius in physics or a milling-machine operator, it doesn't matter which education he has, how many languages he speaks, how many women he had and if he writes good verse - the only important thing is if you feel comfortable with him. If he puts you into depression, if you feel bad with him as well as without him, if he fucks your brain instead of fucking your body, if he loves all those phrases like "I'm not ready", "we have to wait", or "I have to think", or "it's so hard", send him to the devil...
Love is an indefinite condition, people often take lust, respect, habit etc. for love. You won't win anything out of "complicated" relationship, except headache. If you need it, this headache, if you can't live without it, find courage in yourself to admit that you don't need this very man - you just need the headache you get with him. And make sure you can get headache out of more productive relationship - just let the RIGHT man know that on Wednesdays and on Saturdays you're a sheer stinker, and let him prepare. [Hmm.. what if I'm not going to be a stinker?.. :) But anyway things should be discussed.]
Relationship should be simple. You're going to have kids with this man, run the house, make plans, pay visits, communicate with relatives and all in all lead a very simple and down-to-earth life. And if you think you'll escape this destiny you're bitterly mistaken. [Never thought I would escape it. :)]
How does it usually happen? At first, we need a tall-slim-handsome-intelligent-rich-perspective-sexual-romantic lad, and only later we understand - we all understand - that we need just a man to rely on. A man who will be by our side not only when there was an apt short circuit in his head, but always. Always - are you getting the picture? That's why trustworthiness is a really important quality. [Tall-slim-handsome... Too many qualities. I've always been a realist in such matters.]
He's going to help you in the HARDEST moments of life, when one step to the left or to the right means the end. That's why responsibility is also a very important quality.
You'll want to share joys and sorrows, ups and downs, dreams and anxieties, that's why empathy is VERY important.
You'll know him all through, you both will be taking the hints, and in the end, you'll be matching each other like gears made on super-mega-extramachine. You'll be quarreling and reconciling, because he is not you, he's another human, though he matches you so much... that's why you can't live without tolerance.
And you'll be constantly giving each other a part of yourself, biting off your bachelor habits piece by piece - so-called compromise, that's why flexibility is so meaningful.
And you'll be taking significant decisions, together and alone, decisions which may change all your life, that's why you can't make it without trust.
Just think: when you were 20, you didn't ponder over all this, right? You wanted him to boldly drive up to you in a supercar, give you flowers and so amazingly kiss you right on your lips. And you'd admire his damn wonderful eyes and you both would look like in a picture. [At any age my dreams were simpler than this. :)]
So, those things are not important at all. No matter, if he's handsome or not, tall or short, slim or stout, talkative or stuttering. All you need from him is knowing, that with this person you're ready to go through thick and thin, and when he's near, you feel so good. And that without him you feel much worse than with him.
And believe me, when you'll look back after 20 years or so, when you'll still be touched measuring his temperature, though he only sneezed once, and when you'll stop talking about "where are we going", because you've already come where you were heading - this is LOVE. Love can't be counted beforehand. Ever."
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